Also I do deeply need the money, but tomorrow has been called on account of rain, and I just gratefully reached over to turn off my alarm clock. Tomorrow I'll wake up to the sound of rain after having slept in and I'll indulgently pull the covers up tighter while I savor being cozy in bed instead of up to my nips in muddy mulch. Tomorrow is going to be divine.

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