"No one under an HOA gets to be left alone." - BOBBY FINGER, Short King of East Texas with Lindsey Weber and Bobby Finger, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalHomeownersDay #BobbyFinger

"I was dressed as a pirate!" - BOBBY FINGER, Episode #6: 'Don’t Ghost Me.', Past Perfect #PastPerfect #PastPerfectPodcast #TalkLikeaPirateDay #BobbyFinger

"The jokes aren't that terrible, on paper!" - BOBBY FINGER, Anne Hathaway and James Franco’s Oscar Buzzkill with Bobby Finger and Lindsay Weber, The Big Flop #TheBigFlop #NationalTellAJokeDay #BobbyFinger

"I love gossip!" - BOBBY FINGER, Short King of East Texas with Lindsey Weber and Bobby Finger, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalBobbyDay #BobbyFinger