If you'd asked10-years-ago me if I expected to be crapped on, literally, in the next 10 years ago, I would have said no, and my prediction would false, because in the past 12 hours, I and my stuff have been crapped on 3 times. Last night it was my keyboard, and by contact, my hand. This morning, he got my arm, and when I was holding position to try to facilitate @TheZooLady getting him into his cage, he baptized my shirt. #ParrotLife #BirdsOfMastodon #Parakeet #BirdDadProblems #Budgie