Your Autistic Life 
"Your Highness, there is a m..."
"What did you call me?"
"Your Highness."
"Why?"
"You are royalty."
"Okay, but I'm not high."
"What do you want me to call you?"
"Pedicule the 3rd."
"But... but... but... bodaaaak!"
"You're turning into a chicken."
"Bodak! That's a non sequitur. Bodaaaak!"