John Dean (@johndeanl) on X

Yes, I think this was a WindBorne balloon. We learned about UA1093 and the potential that it was related to one of our balloons at 11pm PT on Sunday and immediately looked into it. At 6am PT, we sent our preliminary investigation to both NTSB and FAA, and are working with both of

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking how there's a Chinese balloon over a military site
But then I spent so many nights thinking how to get it down
To not land in a tree
I will shoot it down at sea
And so it's back
from Stratosphere
I can't believe they thought that weather balloon will us make them fear
I should have drawn a face on it, or a very small pee pee
If I had known for just one second they'd be seeing it on TV

Go on now, go, try make a score
Or turn around now
We'll see who's going to the floor
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me as a spy?
Let's see who crumbles
You think you own all of our sky?

Oh no, not you, you won't survive
Oh, as long as I know how to shoot, I know you'll make a dive
For you I'll make it brief
I've got lots of rounds to give and you won't survive
You won't survive, hey, hey.

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