Gomez 
On my first walk to work of 2025 I discovered what appears to be a new invasive species.
Careful examination shows it to have a rubbery epidermis and a tendency to squeak when threatened., before exploding violently.
It seems to reproduce by silently drifting into new habitats fuelled through human neglect, hen do's and children's birthday parties.
I shall give the scientific name: Ballonia Inflatus
