Morning ArrivedNight fell like a herd of drama llamas jousting each other on pogo sticks at a hockey rink—basically it’s a metaphor for the current administration, but carefully veiled.
Kelly McCulloughMorning arrived like three rats performing a one man Hamlet—overstressed out of their depth, and far beyond their vocabulary or understanding, but they’re out stalking the stage and claiming even Shakespeare himself would be proud. It’s a rough window in time and I regret the tickets.
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#BadNoir
Night fell like the Flying Graysons.
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#BadNoir
Night fell like a herd of drama llamas jousting each other on pogo sticks at a hockey rink—basically it’s a metaphor for the current administration, but carefully veiled.
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#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the crushing weight of your favorite teacher’s expectations for your great success in their personal field. That or a steamroller…sometimes I get them confused.
Morning arrived like the wind in the willows…and oaks…and maples…and really, all the trees. It’d be weird if it was only the willows, honestly. Uncanny even. Horror movie stuff. But this was not that. This was gale force, freeze your acorns off windchill. You know what, fuck those willows. #BadNoir
Morning arrived like the crushing weight of your favorite teacher’s expectations for your great success in their personal field. That or a steamroller…sometimes I get them confused.
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the wind in the willows…and oaks…and maples…and really, all the trees. It’d be weird if it was only the willows, honestly. Uncanny even. Horror movie stuff. But this was not that. This was gale force, freeze your acorns off windchill. You know what, fuck those willows. #BadNoir
Morning arrived like a squid dropped from a height…onto your head…while you were sleeping…*screaming* *suction cup noises* *more screaming*
PSA voice: This is your brain. 🧠This is your brain on squid! 🦑Don’t do squid. 🦑/🧠
Morning arrived like a squid dropped from a height…onto your head…while you were sleeping…*screaming* *suction cup noises* *more screaming*
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PSA voice: This is your brain. 🧠This is your brain on squid! 🦑Don’t do squid. 🦑/🧠
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#BadNoir