What if magic was real but like modern medicine only board certified and licensed practioners can do it. And in a world where there is no longer a board of magicians there can be no new magicians.

#badfiction

I never quite know if #BulwerLytton is actually in earnest or if it's a years-long troll, because some of these are hilarious and I wouldn't mind reading the rest of these

Or maybe I just unironically love bad fiction

"She was a beautiful woman; more specifically she was the kind of beautiful woman who had an hourlong skincare routine that made her look either ethereal or like a glazed donut, depending on how attracted to her you were."

https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2023

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