It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….WOAH!! We can see some turkey skin there mate!
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….the hair, the jumper and those boots! Yes it’s a middle aged festive pimp, who goes to trendy clubs dressed like that as he’s “still got it”.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….actually I don’t know what’s going on here but it seems Santa has reached the bottom of the sack.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….Ernest Borgnine’s Christmas album The Nine Days of Christmas. See what they did there? Nine? BorgNINE? Oh they had such fun with wordplay in the olden days.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….two creepy ventriloquist dolls reading the well known festive story Nuttin’ For Christmas. This could mean the word “Nothing” read in a “Noo Yoik” accent or they’ve been head butting kids.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….a lovely scene from Christmas morning. Yes, her husband thought the perfect Christmas gift for his wife was a sewing machine but the look on her face says “c*nt”.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….Santa smoking a crack pipe, that turned his beard brown and made him see elves that told him to burn the recording studio down.
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….this slice of country Christmas magic where Dolly Parton grins while Kenny rodgers….
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It’s that time of year where I peruse the internet for bad Christmas album covers and today I found….

….a group of people dashing through the snow, chasing after a laughing festive giant.
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