"So much of my childhood was spent, like, memorizing facts about Leonardo DiCaprio." - B.A. PARKER, You and I Are in a Parasocial Relationship, The Cut Podcast #thecutpodcast #parasocial #LeonardoDiCaprio #BaParker

"I smile a lot!" - B. A. PARKER, Processing Our Michael Phelps Trauma with B.A. Parker, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #NationalSmileDay #BAParker

"That's hot." - B.A. PARKER, 300 Years of the American Tween, Not Past It #NotPastIt #tween #BaParker

"Are they scrubbing those seats?" - B.A. PARKER, Going Back to a Theater Near You, The Cut Podcast #thecutpodcast #BaParker

"Swimming is great!" - B. A. PARKER, Processing Our Michael Phelps Trauma with B.A. Parker, Normal Gossip #NormalGossip #SwimaLapDay #BAParker

"Do you feel that?" - B.A. PARKER, You and I Are in a Parasocial Relationship, The Cut Podcast #thecutpodcast #parasocial #BaParker

"Okay." - B.A. PARKER, 300 Years of the American Tween, Not Past It #NotPastIt #tween #BaParker

"My math is bad, is that 10%?" - B.A. PARKER, 300 Years of the American Tween, Not Past It #NotPastIt #tween #MathematicsDay #BaParker