Ms. Que Banh#GenX #confessional #ShortStorytime
On my first & only trip back to #Vietnam with my parents, I smuggled in an ounce of pot in my coochie because I had zero contacts for good pot in Vietnam.
How I did it, as a teen with zero overseas #marijuana smuggling experience.
Saran wrap was my friend.
I first squished the ounce & then put it into those vacuum sealer things to compact it even more. It was a very small pack by time I was done & I had shaped it like a dildo so it would fit me better. I wrapped it in 2 layers of saran wrap. Then, because my teen brain was thinking - What about the strong smell?! - wrapped unused scented Bounce dryer sheet around package. Then double wrapped in more saran wrap. Tested it out for 12 hrs - to see if I could actually move around with it & not look too uncomfortable.
I actually thought I'd get busted at border checks but was waved through.
The first night back in Saigon, since our family fled from destabilization of US invasion on Vietnam, I was able to remove my smuggled pot from my coochie. I rolled/smoked a joint on deck of relative's home midnight & giggled to myself that I'm smoking a smuggled coochie joint.
Caveat: I am not a regular drug smuggler.