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Jeff Fortin T. (風の庭園のNekohayo)Filed a new #GNOME app idea in case anyone is interested: an ecommerce platforms product prices monitoring tool, so you can get better deals if you are patient enough (Steven He or eBay snipers will find this tactic somewhat familiar) 
kurtshSon just came into my office:
Son: Dad, I keep getting 100% on my math tests at school!
Dad: Very average.
Son: Sob! And every time I get one, it lowers my class grade from 105%!
Dad: Disappointing.
Son: I'm now down to 104%!
Dad: Failure.
Son: This is horrible!
Dad: Why aren't you doing more extra credit?
Son: I already did it all! What... what do I do?
Dad: Use your Asian powers, of course. WHAT, DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING?
Dad/Son: BAHAHA! 🤣
Lewis Chuang | 庄李伟I just handed my toddler a cup of water. She did not complain.
She got off her chair, walked to the fridge, opened it, picked out a juice box, and said,"Hier". 😦
The rules of the game has changed, again.
L: Where are her gloves? It's snowing out.
T: I don't know. Didn't you have it last?
L: Toss those socks over. They'll do. We're late.
I'm no Martha Stewart, but I'm all she's got.