Thanks Uzzy. Have a great life.

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I think the big takeaway from the DRS and ball tracking in this series is that the technology isn't worth a pinch of shit.

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Well that wasn't shit umpiring, was it?

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Sydney test match: great!

At least we finish the Ashes series on an actually good match #AshesTest #Cricket

Innit amazing how, regardless of the pitch, when a team plays every delivery on its merits, and doesn't go the #AI #Twenty20 slogfest. Two centurians and an incomplete 500 innings. No #BazzBullShit for me thanks. #Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Innit amazing how, regardless of the pitch, when a team plays every delivery on its merits, and doesn't go the #AI #Twenty20 slogfest. Two centurians and an incomplete 500 innings. No #BazzBullShit for me thanks.

#Ashes #AshesTest #Cricket

Ben Stokes' Sleeves. Does he have a heart on one? He really wears his heart there.

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You bastard Neser. You missed the chance of the Richie. All those disappointed fans.
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Oh, good. Another night watchman. If he makes it to stumps, there was no dangerous "magic ball", and it's a free wicket next morning.

If he gets out to a boring ball that a batsman wouldn't have, it's a free wicket to England.

If he get's out to a really good ball, there's a chance that a good batsman wouldn't.

The odds are, it's a dumb move.

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Root and Brook both played aggressive #AshesTest #Cricket, and England got a score. Weatherald is still playing #IPL shots, cutting too close to his body. Swiping at balls that are outside the return crease.

Are the Australian batsmen using the MCG and SCG tests to practice their #AI, artless, blunt, and clumsy #IPL slop? It looks like it to me.

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