[2503.22919] Feline gravity manipulation
https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.22919
> Since their domestication at the dawn of civilization, cats have been known for their uncanny ability to seemingly defy gravity... a satisfactory unification of the theory of gravitation and quantum field theory.
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Feline gravity manipulation
Since their domestication at the dawn of civilization, cats have been known for their uncanny ability to seemingly defy gravity. We conjecture that this innate ability of cats is real: uniquely in the animal kingdom, felis catus, possibly along with a few closely related species, are indeed capable of manipulating their passive gravitational mass. We explore this idea in the context of both general relativity and quantum physics. We reach the intriguing conclusion that a close study of the behavior of cats in a gravitational field might shed light not only on the mechanism of neutrino mass mixing but perhaps even on the most fundamental question in theoretical physics: a satisfactory unification of the theory of gravitation and quantum field theory.
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