Apollo: “I don’t tell *you* how to sleep, do I?” #CatsOfMastodon #ApolloChronicles

Happy #Caturday. Maybe. #MikaKitten #ApolloChronicles #CatsOfMastodon

One look is enough to decide #Caturday isn’t worth getting up for. #ApolloChronicles #CatsOfMastodon

Happy final #Caturday of 2022. Apollo is dismayed because his faraway humans have left and there aren’t enough worshippers petting him today. #ApolloChronicles #CatsOfMastodon

“Now that the humans removed the junk inside, I can enjoy this gift properly” - Apollo #CatsOfMastodon #ApolloChronicles

Not to brag but Apollo, first of his name, just became king of the seven kingdoms and protector of the Christmas tree. #ApolloChronicles

My cat is broken. #ApolloChronicles

So this is what happens when you have a 20lb Maine Coon and presents under the tree 🤦‍♀️ #ApolloChronicles