Spacey, how were you dragged into this Mars Phobos transit boobie situation?
So glad that you asked!
:: points to @[email protected] ::
You see, #AltGov works great under pressure, dodges DOGEs, & keeps oaths.
But
We're not above or immune to some juvenile lulz as Wednesday so demonstrated.
Join us in welcoming @[email protected] to #Altgov.
They come to us with years of experience & an educational pedigree.
Hit the follow button. Ask questions. Say hello.
It turns out "containment" isn't a bag's strong suitβespecially when the contents have claws and a lack of discretion. The surprise is gone, the cat is confused, and youβre left holding a very empty, very hairy piece of eco-friendly evidence.
Welcome to the family @[email protected]. π€
#AltGov πΊπΈ
It's week 49 of 208. We are 23.7% of the way through this bombastic attempt at actual governance.
In that time, we have found each other - #AltGov, #AltFam, & #AltCitizen - a dedicated coalition that stands for equality & justice.
We resist, not with violence, but with facts, morality, & humor.
Many in #AltGov have worked hurricane disasters. We know what it takes to be in the midst of those efforts.
NASCAR driver Greg Biffle flew his helicopter into areas hit hard by Helene.
Today, his plane crashed in NC. Identities aren't yet public but it isn't looking good for the Biffle family.