New post just dropped on Substack:
🐐 The GOAT Samaritan
Neil deGrasse Tyson walks by.
Brady nods, but keeps going.
Madonna smiles, faintly.
And only the real goat stops—and offers him milk.
This is a modern parable. A myth for our moment. A mirror.
(And yeah, it bleats back.)
✍️https://wittgensteinsmonster.substack.com/p/the-goat-samaritan
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8. El Greco didn’t paint dogma.
He painted spiritual weather.
Storms of feeling. Clouds of doctrine.
The kind of art that doesn’t answer prayers — it repeats them back to you.
Bent. Blurred. Beautiful.
#AfternoonArtCritic #ElGreco #WaterFromYourEyes #Madonna #KeyWestPaleAle
#AltTextIncluded #DeathAndAscension #PopAndRenaissance
🧵 Afternoon Art Critic: El Greco Edition
with your resident non-artist and non-critic
🎨 The Artist: El Greco
🎧 The Sound: It’s a Beautiful Place to Die – Water From Your Eyes
🍺 The Sip: Key West Pale Ale (tropical, haunted, going warm)
Wittgenstein's Monster