"haha wowww you look just like your mom who left me in a basement to die, mind if I cut a few of your fingies off. for funsies. dont worry they'll regenerate. did I mention how much you look like your mom. except for the eyes. want me to stab your eye next. yknow we used to have sleepovers when we were in the lab and she hated my banjo music. she'd always blast nightcore and make out with that russian girl who'd play tetris in her locker lol"
#UziDoorman #AliceMurderDrones #MurderDronesFanart
J: would make fun of you for knowing a Homestuck reference, but wouldn't recognize them without having them pointed out to her.


V: would make fun of you for knowing a Homestuck reference; recognizes the more obvious Homestuck references but not deeper cuts. Worried that Uzi or N will someday namedrop "kismesissitude" to describe her and/or Lizzy's relationship with Uzi.


Lizzy: would not recognize most Homestuck references or make fun of you, but would make Annoyed Popular Girl Noises if she realized that the topic of Homestuck had unexpectedly come up.


N: into Homestuck.


Nori: not only into Homestuck but also Problem Sleuth and delved into the earlier MSPA stories.


Uzi: into Homestuck, and kind of annoyed that her mom is into one of the same things she's into.


Khan: knows some references but is blissfully unaware of the greater significance thereof, only aware of Homestuck as "that thing my wife and daughter sometimes mention".


Thad: neither knows nor cares.


Solver: too busy devouring the universe to recognize or care about Homestuck.


Doll: Lizzy annoys her once; as revenge, Doll namedrops a term like "quadrant vaccilation" and gives Lizzy space to look it up on her own.


Alice: wrote this post, titled it "vuzinstuck" in her draft files.