So, yet again, I am stuck on a call where , for whatever reason, admins decided to go on vacation, and, for whatever fuck reason, did not share their Admin DB credentials with anyone else (also, #sharedauth credentials...who the fuck does this anymore?), and a DB went bellyup, and there was no way to fix it shy of restarting it.

I just cant even right now.
#databases #devops #smh #1d10t #sysadmin #softwaredeveloper