Zoidberg Rodríguez

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Developer, Sysadmin, CTO, Curious about infosec , always trying to learn new things. Single dad, most days overwhelmed, trying not to go under and remain sane. Who would have thought that adulthood is just a infinite list of ToDos?
Should I be worried that they needed 3 versions to add automatic account locking after failed attempts, breaking login completely in the process.
And why the hell does this locking even happen on the client?
#app #infosec #fail
What the fuck? Just got a video add on YouTube claiming there is food in #gaza, showing Videos of full markets to prove that and claiming anything else shown in the news is a lie.
Checked who paid for the ad.
Me: „hey siri stop the timer“
Siri:
Me: „hey siri, stop“
Siri:
Me: „hey siri, shut the fuck up“
Siri: playing Shetafacker
🤦‍♂️
#apple rant and fun with #siri
You were saying something about wearing pants again @jerry we just got our winter coats out. Last week we had 31°C (about 88° F) wearing flip flops and t-shirts and today we have 8°C (47°F) with rain and strong winds that feel like -1°C (30°F)
Any other parents that want to vote, trying to see how other parents are doing. https://infosec.exchange/@zoid/112352981451831608
Zoidberg Rodríguez (@[email protected])

Dear fellow #parents, how often do you want to just crawl in a corner and cry? #parenting #kids [ ] 1-2x a week [ ] 3-5x a week [ ] Daily [ ] Never, parenthood is so relaxing

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How the f*** … it’s 2023 and this is how a doctors website looks like.
The moment you realized you’ve been running an open relay
I love that companies are so worried about my security and restrict me to short passwords.
Thank you SNCB!
Looks like my daughter is ready for #brucon
Need to share something funny related to #kids and #infosec. My small one (6) got her older sisters iPad, I locked it down with screen time and also limited messages because she kept bombarding everyone with gifs and emoji’s. I was surprised after a few minutes why she’s still sending messages even though the app should be blocked by now. At first I thought I configured something wrong but then she came clean, she saw her mom type in the screen time password, remembered it and sat on that information, not even telling her sister and waited until the day came when she could put that knowledge to its full use.
I’m going to be reaaaly careful around her. 😂