Me: *450+ years of capitalist history, scandal after corruption scandal, the entire theoretical works of Karl Marx and Fredrich Engels, global conferences of rich ppl openly plotting to "shape our future," oil executives and tech bro nazis dumping hundreds of millions of dollars into Pig Empire elections and even MORE than that into pushing pro-capitalist fascist propaganda, people making millions off insider trading due to relationships with the govt*
You: "They'd NEVER do that. No way."
Kay





