Dan Yocum (aka JGluons)

@yocum137
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Here for the C8H11NO2. Former Minnesotan. Current Boisean. Formerly employed by @NoirLabAstro, @argonne, @Fermilab. Currently employed by the best darn company on the planet, @RedHatCommunity.
EmploymentKitt Peak National Observatory, Argonne National Laboratory, Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, Linuxcare, Red Hat
HobbiesFlying, Building Aircraft, Mountain Biking, Skiing, Sculpting
etc.Parent to profoundly gifted twins who started college at age 12. Husband to a wonderful, brilliant, Polish immigrant/refugee.
BeliefsProgressive. Your body, your right. Protect Trans Kids. #BLM. Leveraging my white privilege to support POC.

I completely support Kid Rock shooting cases of Bud Light because it’s revolting and an offense to the tradition of beer

[handed a note]

I am being informed that’s not why he shot at the beer. What’s going on?

[handed another note]

What the fucking fuck, that’s crazy

A handful of billionaires now have unprecedented control over banking, the food we eat, the health care we can access and, now, the information we receive.

This is what oligarchy looks like.

I ❤️ physics!

“Physicists Simulated a Black Hole in The Lab, And Then It Started to Glow”

https://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-simulated-a-black-hole-in-the-lab-and-then-it-started-to-glow

Physicists Simulated a Black Hole in The Lab, And Then It Started to Glow

A synthetic analog of a black hole could tell us a thing or two about an elusive radiation theoretically emitted by the real thing.

ScienceAlert
Opinion | What the Owner of an AR-15 Sees in Every Single Place He Goes

To the would-be tactician, all of life is an opportunity to imagine military-style maneuvers.

The New York Times

Before my surgery today the anaesthetist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle...

So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.

#Puns #DadJokes

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the cat getting fat?"...

Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the right answer.

#Puns #DadJokes

I told my friend I liked Beyoncé…

He said whatever floats your boat.

I said, “no, that’s buoyancy.”

#Puns #DadJokes

Kilordle by jones

Wordle is fun. How about a thousand of them at the same time. How does that feel?

Kilordle

Who misses #treefort #treefort11 #treefort2023?

I do, for sure! Can’t wait until #treefort12!

Over the last two weeks I've shipped hundreds of TRYING badges from this little shipping station on my workbench and honestly there's fewer simpler pleasures for me than the act of filling orders. Like 100% the best. Anyway, make my day for eight bucks. https://shop.dansinker.com/products/trying-patch
Trying Patch