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"To underscore the consequences of not having that kind of data, Smiley pointed to a recent attempt to rewrite SQLite in Rust using AI."

"It passed all the unit tests, the shape of the code looks right," he said. It's 3.7x more lines of code that performs 2,000 times worse than the actual SQLite. Two thousand times worse for a database is a non-viable product. It's a dumpster fire. Throw it away. All that money you spent on it is worthless."

https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/17/ai_businesses_faking_it_reckoning_coming_codestrap/

#AIBubble

AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming

interview: Codestrap founders say we need to dial down the hype and sort through the mess

The Register
It’s been years since I’ve posted a link to this song. It seems an appropriate time again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?is=x6QAKHtFZzQCURdI&v=goroyZbVdlo&feature=youtu.be
George Michael - Praying For Time (Official Video)

YouTube

I first learned how to program in 1984 at 14. The tech press said I'd be obsolete by 25, due to age.

About 1990 tech press said the Japanese were building fifth generation computers to make me obsolete.

In 2000, the dot com bubble bursting was said to make me obsolete.

There's been neural networks, no-code, and more, since then, to make me obsolete.

Now it's LLMs.

Excuse me while I sit here and don't panic.

#rant

EDIT: This blew up. Muting the thread for some peace and quiet.

We issued an RFP for the same hardware that we ordered in September 2025. The quoted price is 3.5 times higher than the previous price for the exact same hardware. In addition, the offer validity is now limited to only three days.

#memory #aibubble #hardware

Iranian hacktivists hit US medical device maker Stryker with a "severe" attack that wiped systems and shut down global operations for the company. The hacktivist group, Handala, claim they hit the company in retaliation for the US bombing of a girls' school in Iran and that they struck more than 200,000 of Stryker's servers, systems and devices and remotely wiped many of them. https://www.zetter-zeroday.com/iranian-hacktivists-strike-medical-device-maker-stryker-in-severe-attack-that-wiped-systems/
Iranian Hacktivists Strike Medical Device Maker Stryker in "Severe" Attack that Wiped Systems

Stryker, a leading maker of medical devices, was hit early this morning with a cyberattack that has reportedly caused the company's systems to shut down globally. A known Iranian hacktivist group named Handala posted messages on hacked systems and on social media taking credit for the hit, which they say

ZERO DAY
An Iranian man left this comment on a YouTube channel.
"As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions. 1/
Any true European alternative to Tinder can only be called "EU Singles Market"

"President Trump’s CYBER STRATEGY for America"

The strategy does not explicitly mention Coordinated Vulnerability Disclosure (CVD) or vulnerability disclosure programs.

Basically it's more about offensive posture, infrastructure protection, and technology dominance.

Cybersecurity independence for Europe is no longer optional, it has become a strategic necessity.

#cybersecurity #us #trump #europe

🔗 https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/President-Trumps-Cyber-Strategy-for-America.pdf

So, the Dutch government tried to whitewash Amazon's sovereign cloud offering, only to be called out so hard that they had to withdraw the paper.
#digitalsovereignty
https://nltimes.nl/2026/03/05/dutch-govt-pulls-report-dangers-american-cloud-service-criticism
Dutch gov't pulls report on dangers of American cloud service after criticism

The Ministry of Justice and Security removed a report on the risks of Amazon’s “European Sovereign Cloud” service shortly after publishing it. This followed critics saying that the report underestimates the service’s dangers and illustrates the government’s tunnel vision regarding American big tech, the Volkskrant reports.

NL Times