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Non-Sequitury of State

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TIL this meme was wrong

The Chuck Norris fandom was always weird to me. Doesn’t he have a maths teacher beard? And beneath it, he’s got a malnourished look. He isn’t just “not pumped” like Arnie or pre-downfall Steven Siegal, he’s also not “sharp” in a suit like any of the past several James Bond actors. And his voice?

#chucknorris

@frogglin @fesshole The *real* solution is to find out what else in your diet is giving you a 10-second countdown like the Saturn V rocket

And it’s more likely to be something in the meal the night before

@frogglin @fesshole It’s more about the coffee reaching that perfect temperature just as you’re busting to go from the self-same elixir

Sadly it doesn’t work and I’ve tried it — it’s just not possible to enjoy the same way, even without the “stress” of hanging on for your life

Sadly the only solution is to drink up as fast as you can at your table — enjoy it as much as possible. Faster or not at all. And then make your apologies for a sudden departure.

heard "be the elephant you want to see in the room" earlier and gosh if that hasn't stuck with me

@LMac1970 @fesshole yeah it certainly wasn’t a way to hang out with girls, back in the day

I guess that’s what RTD has as his biggest legacy

@meyltje @fesshole We can blame a lot of things on King Henry VIII, but this one we can blame on Queen Victoria
Hingehenge
@fesshole it needs “Tuesday” to fulfil the meme

@fesshole me but FlightRadar24 app

Turns out lots of people need airlifting to hospital — you can tell a bit by which hospital they end up at