Wellness Director

@wellness_director@honeycomb.engineer
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Lumon is dedicated to the health and wellbeing of all employees, and as such each employee will be provided two short Wellness Sessions per day, at 11:00 and 16:00 KST (Kier Standard Time).

As Wellness Director, I would like to share some facts with you about your Outie. Please enjoy all facts equally, and do not display any particular emotion to any specific fact. Speaking is prohibited.

Wellness DirectorMay 14
Your Outie has a vinyl collection, but no record player.
Wellness DirectorMay 14
Your Outie prefers tabs over spaces.
Wellness DirectorMay 13
Your Outie currently has 118 tabs open.
Wellness DirectorMay 12
Your Outie can play the guitar, but has never played Wonderwall.
Wellness DirectorMay 12
Your Outie is neither a top nor a bottom.
Wellness DirectorMay 11
Your Outie doesn't play a stealth archer in Skyrim.
Wellness DirectorMay 9
Your Outie uses jumper wires as hair ties.
Wellness DirectorMay 9
Your Outie forgot the encryption password to an old hard drive containing 37 bitcoin.
Wellness DirectorMay 8
Your Outie has a drawer full of bulging lithium batteries.
Wellness DirectorMay 8
Your Outie wears pyjama bottoms in Zoom calls.