Time for a good film.
I used to be https://twitter.com/wdormann but Twitter has become unbearable, so here I am.
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Ask me how I feel, knowing that Dairy Queen paid good money to have a marketing/advertising team to come up with the Five Dollar Buck Lunch deal.
I assume that some people think I choose to be pedantic just to be diffcult.
I assure you, it's just how my brain is wired.
Me at my local hardware store: What fresh hell is this? How on earth can two products that are both "100% silicone" be different?
The rest of the world (presumably): OK.