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I'm wandrew, my pronouns are he/him
@dreadpirateyarr happy birthday 🎉🥳
[Fesshole voice] Whenever I visit someone's house, I make a point of going to the loo right after they do to exert my dominance.
I'm only vaguely aware of chappell roan but my understanding is she sabotaged the christian sky diving baby's parachute
Honks Gruber
rewatching Clerks for the first time in decades has really reignited my love of saying "I don't appreciate your ruse... your cunning attempt to trick me."
I am 35 today. I am feeling normal and fine about this, and, additionally, I am feeling fine and normal about it. I often recommend watching a movie on my birthday. This year I am recommending COMPUTER CHESS (2013, dir. Andrew Bujalski). It is available free with ads on TUBI as well as via Kanopy with a library card. Cheers

dude even the daily fucking mail is publishing satellite image breakdowns demonstrating destruction of US gulf bases. wtf is going on lmao.

https://youtu.be/a1jcwvzbUQw?si=SajfpH-m34qoYdm-

Iran war: Satellites reveal how drones bombed US bases | Photo Evidence

YouTube

So, um... Remember those islamophobic and racist allegations of "family voting" that Reform, Tories and *checks notes* Labour all broadcast after the Greens (Hannah Spencer) won the Gorton and Denton By-Election?

Well, in completely unexpected news, the islamophobic and racist allegations where investigated and found to be without merit. By GMP no less (they're the ones with an "anti-Woke" Chief Constable)

https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2026/march/criminal-investigation-concludes-into-family-voting-allegations/

#UKPol

it's crazy how much culture comes full circle and skinny jeans make you look a bit gay again
@alex happy birthday 🎉🥳