all the beautiful baby girls these days are named ATM VAPE and 饭团外卖

(lighting another Summoning Cigarette) I was 6 months sober today but I have no choice, we need to speed up the pretrial proceedings at any cost. the second your bitch ex-husband gets a dime from that GoFundMe account, you know he's putting it right back into his Digging A Big Hole In The Backyard business. it's a money pit. oh good, the angels are here. take this and ash it on the short one's tongue, it'll fill you with a holy power like none other. and more importantly, she can freeze his financial assets by exploiting an old Catholic loophole

highly recommend that anyone interested in where our ideas about fairies come from read ronald hutton's "the making of the early modern british fairy tradition" (2014), it fucking slaps so hard