Victoria Song

@vicmsong
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About meSenior reviewer at The Verge. I blabber about wearables, running, and all my shower thoughts.
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He did not attack me for this transgression. May you have the same luck in all your misguided endeavors.
Show me ur teef.
Apropro of nothing, I think about this line from S1 of You constantly.
Boy howdy the news is stupid. Emotional support cat suggesting you give him pets to feel better.
First he pancakes his squishmallow friend into oblivion, then he turns his back on it. Brutal.
The news cycle has been rough. Have a fluffy cat belly.
I don’t know if there is anything more CES coded than a booth where they’re having people punch a punching bag while having a boxing themed karaoke contest as booth babes try and hype everyone up for the 10th person singing Don’t Stop Beliving.
A chunk of the Verge CES 2025 ground crew, seen here readying to battle a buffet.

New edition of What’s On Your Desk dropped.

Petey 2.0 has learned to lie down instead of just sitting and looming imperiously, blocking my monitor. Unfortunately the 250% increase in cuteness while he naps and snores has canceled out any potential productivity gains.

Just went to stretch at my desk and saw a lil hawk chilling outside my office window.