If this is the kind of thing sober me dreams up, I'm terrified to find out what I might do if I'm ever high.

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Changed my address online with USPS and got fed ads for Wayfair and a dark pattern to harvest my personal data in the guise of helping me get set up to vote. There are steps to complete! Clicking Next takes you off-site! Fuck this.

Just did a spicy pizza challenge to see how spicy things can get. I'm a bit of a spice head, but this was beyond next level. I made it through two slices before deciding that what I felt in my throat risked becoming anaphylaxis and walked away.