*"Wifey" sent a picture*

♀: Honey, I'm there! I've sneaked out to the bathroom to take this picture! I'll be meeting my new boss in less than 5 minutes! I hope I stick to the new dress code! The thong I need to wear is very itchy between my buttocks! Oh God, I'm so stressed! I hope my ass looks good! I'll see you in the evening! Wish me luck! Bye!

*"Wifey" left the chat*

♀: Well, actually, I'm here with my husband. He went to get me something to drink. Oh, thank you, do you really think my ass looks good? Dance? Sure, why not...

*20 minutes later*

You were still in the bathroom when your friends from high school who were about to come over reached the front door. Fortunately, your Mother was kind enough to stop sunbathing in the backyard and go to open the door for them.

Isn't she lovely?

♂: Aren't you girls too young to suck a cock, huh?

♀: Yes. Yes, we are.

♂: Good for me...