Liberal Mutant Rants
@uncle0dd
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Hey there! I have things I'd like to say. Would you like to hear them? Are you sure? Well, okay then!
I just found out that Walmart can help provide me with the graveyard dirt I always need, but can't always take the time to get during a busy work week! Thanks Walmart!
And conservative outrage and panic in 3...2...1...
Christians:
Your god is very specific in your holy book about ppl interacting w/other supernatural beings. Much like an abusive husband, god prefers that u r actively separated from any other outside gods, demons, or whatever. This is sorcery & u will go 2 Hell if u buy 1 of these. Unless some selfless ✝️ian 🗡️s u 🐝4 u head 2 checkout. Then Hell is a maybe. Also unless it was soaked in holy water ur still going 2 summon a poltergeist or something. They don't care that Jesus' face is on the board.
Hey. Refugee from another platform starting fresh. Many of my first posts will be converted from said platform bc my narcissistic ass thinks what I write is clever and should be shared with others as well as preserved for future cyber generations to either ease their suffering through humor or increase their suffering through forceful doses of truth. Watch this space.
