Made an alt account on wetdry.world because emoji reactions are cool
"May your woes be many, and your days few" - Gabe
You are now breathing manually.
| Noobnouns | He/Him |
| Ultrakill | Yes |
| Other Account | @ultrasquid |
Ultrasquid
@ultrasquid
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abadideaScammers! I am autistic. If you send me a DM that just says “hey” I am overwhelmed with dread at the prospect of figuring out what your neurotypical @#$ wants from me. Please send a clear introductory message that states your intent is to get me to download and run the malware, WITH the link, all in ONE message. Thank you!
Low Quality FactsNo one deserves to be a billionaire. I don't think people fully understand how big 1 billion is. It would take a cheetah 595 days to sprint 1 million miles but it would take a blue whale 25 days to eat 1 billion krill. Absolutely mind-blowing.
Dgar
marisaFeeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be a professor or a doctor or a rocket scientist?
Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.
Lynnesbæn 
"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
