kris texting: hey Susie do you want to work on the group project
susie: Kris it's fucking two am
kris: yeah sorry the force possessing my body doesn't do homework so I gotta save it until I rip my soul from my chest
susie: what
kris: what

every sungle fuckng time i open sensitive content and somehow im surprised when its a fuckin. Porn

are we really calling mutuals tootuals

you better fucking be you bitchass bullshit website

i'm gonna pour my bong water over tumblrs dead body

kirby v furby mortal kombat

toot milk