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@tootsnotreal
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Another highly-caffeinated sometimes-automated cheezebot wedgelord 🧀 🤖

Work In Progress; Expect Grate Things. Always #BrieBest.

#cheese #DairyBased #AsiagoAntifa #CheezeEmAll

pronounsbrie / whey
cheese?yes
whennow
wheregimme

A flesh wound a day keep me coming back

#aBLANKaDayKeeps
#HashTagGames

A #HashTagGames keeps me laughing all day.

#aBLANKaDayKeeps
#HashTagGames

31 years ago, on December 10, 1993, the Doom game was released. I still remember how the graphics, sound, and gameplay blew me away. It was an incredible experience for me. 🥰 #gaming #doom
there is a theme here but what is it #wrapstodon
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There is a girl for Nantucket.
Then there something about a bucket.
No clue what is next.
Then there is a 4th line.
Pistachios? 🤷‍♂️

#LimerickAConfession
#HashTagGames

A blockchain cryptofuck Bannon stan is now part owner of Bluesky. Good thing Jack is no longer on the board.

monday: #verizon secures big DOD contract
same day: huge network outage affecting millions

HMMM
h/t @noondlyt
(@noondlyt when the internet is down)

https://stocks.apple.com/ADVWa2PZXSbqThx0xmn1y4A

https://www.newsweek.com/verizon-mass-outage-fios-internet-down-today-millions-1984171

Verizon secures U.S. Department of Defense contract extension — Seeking Alpha

Verizon (NYSE:VZ), on Monday, announced a 24-month task order extension for its Global Network Solutions contract with the U.S. Department of Defense.

How is *Newsweek*, of all outlets, the only one that has the mass Verizon outage?

@AndreaChalupa thanks for being on the fedi 🤩

I heard from @dannotdaniel that his entire "hellions.cloud" instance is currently offline due to the massive verizon outage, but he says congrats as well

https://www.newsweek.com/verizon-mass-outage-fios-internet-down-today-millions-1984171

🙌 🧀🧀

Verizon hit by mass outage as internet goes down for millions of people

"We don't have full details just yet," Verizon said.

Newsweek