TJ Muessig

@tjmuessig
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St. Louis native, programmer, interested in math, language, writing, and bashin' the fash.
JobProgramming
PastimesReading, Writing, Drinking
PronounsHe / Him
lol, lmao. rofl, even.
I heard there was a secret jort
that David cut, and he cut it short
but you don't really care for booty, do ya?
So did they ever call Saul?
Sad to report I have been banned from twitter for posting a link to the gaia online thread where I roleplay as an angry tesla investor who demands to spank elon with a big plank
"Big John" Mastodon
every year or so I arrange some semi-obscure video game music for an orchestra that exclusively plays video game arrangements, and this year's arrangement is music from the SNES version of Sim City
In Zelda 2, when Link finds a 1up it's literally a little doll of himself, which he holds up triumphantly like other special items. What I'm saying is, Link is some sort of lich.
good web design is when you have to click zero times to see the good horse picture
You're tellin me I need 40,000 warhammers to play this game? What is it, a game for millionaires?

Day Drinking? Old hat. Let me introduce you to...

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