Daddy Schlongleg

@theraddestpanda
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Bisexual Moron
age24
pronounsthey/them
I was here when the Tumblr shit happened in 2017 and I am here again 💀
long time no talk, tootuals. im v zooted rn 🤙
hey gamers! dont forget to wipe ur ass after u shit!
mastodon tooter trading cards
i'll post my birth chart if you promise to blame all my personal failings on the stars
I really wish I hadn’t sent the hackers.town admin all my nudes and social security number and DNA test results.

people always ask me "hey, are you an undercover cop?" 😒

they never ask "HOW are you, an undercover cop?" ☺️

Id cancel 10,000 people for a single boost
Walking the fine line between shit poster and bad poster
smoke: he works for the fbi
joke: he doesn't work for the fbi and you are overreacting
woke: someone who would willingly and PROUDLY support the FBI in any material way, especially in order to "expedite the timely exchange of information and promote mutual learning opportunities" when the feds have pushed themselves into so many leftist spaces in the past and continue to do so to this day is NOT to be trusted even if they aren't "A Real Cop" or whatever