Theodora Ward

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i will work on the data center in space. I will drift slowly through the halls of the space data center, the sound of computers generating probable answers to the sad questions of earthbound strangers ringing in my ears. i will type the numbers into a small laptop every seven hours like the guy in the hatch in lost so the AI doesn't go Superintelligent or whatever. I will prepare the guest room in the space data center for dario amodei and clean up after he leaves
I spent a week living with Mario’s Talking Flower and it tormented me nonstop

Nintendo's new toy is a jump scare box

Polygon.com
i love waking up at 8 and sending my friends 100000 annoying texts right as the vyvanse kicks in and then making twenty posts for 0 people on a social media platform
unfortunately i think there are only like 3 bangers that work outside of the game context though in the game context every track is perfect. i love how dated it is in this very particular way. like you can tell it's from the era where everyone was adding Cool Drum Machine Beats to their shit but it still works so well at conveying the kind of melancholic wonder that makes that game so beautiful
oh i was also thinking about the war in iran. i hope we lose
woke up this morning thinking about marathon and mad about that new yorker article about anthropic from last year. i love life
tires of the kingdom
well turns out i drove to tire kingdom but i actually need to go to discount tire and discount tire is closed on sundays so. looks like i monkeys pawed myself here. very mildly.
i dont want to go to tire kingdom. i want to go to a tire democracy
and now news articles jesus christ i have homework