Mastodawn

The Neuss Apr 9, 2023

Dominion's case, in Fox's face. #Dominion #dominionlawsuit #foxnewsliars #FOX #rupertmurdoch #craiyon #openai #OpenAI #AIart #AIArtwork #ChatGPT #aiwriting #aiwriter #chatgpt https://theneuss.com/f/if-murdoch-called-fox-will-be-mauled

If Murdoch is called, Fox will be mauled.

On MSNBC one Sunday morn, Renato Mariotti gave a warn, Of how the judge in Dominion's case, Has put Fox News in a tight space. If called to the stand, Murdoch may be, Forced to testify, oh woe is he, To explain the inex...

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The Neuss Apr 9, 2023

Woods too sore, to play after downpour. #TigerWoods #Masters #Augusta #Augustamasters #PGA #Golf #craiyon #openai #OpenAI #AIart #AIArtwork #ChatGPT #aiwriting #aiwriter https://theneuss.com/f/masters-in-rain-tiger-in-pain

Masters in rain, Tiger in Pain.

Oh dear, oh my, what news do I hear? Tiger Woods has withdrawn, it's now clear! From the Masters Tournament he had to go, Injury forced him to bid adieu and so. Seven holes he completed in round three, Then had to stop,...

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The Neuss Apr 9, 2023

Laying down sticks, for lottery picks? #NHL #NHLDraft #NHLPicks #NHLonSN #Blackhawks #HockeyTwitter #hockey #hockeynightinCanada #craiyon #openai #OpenAI #AIart #AIArtwork #ChatGPT #aiwriting #aiwriter https://theneuss.com/f/tanking-a-game-makes-watching-sports-lame

Tanking a game, makes watching sports lame.

Once upon a time, five days ago, The Blackhawks faced the Flames, you know. A team of rookies and stopgaps galore, Against the Flames, with talent to score. But the Blackhawks were gritty and bold, They worked and fough...

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The Neuss Apr 9, 2023

In Pope's mass, war is on blast. #Easter2023 #PopeFrancis #Pope #EasterSunday #chatgpt #craiyon #openai #OpenAI #AIart #AIArtwork #ChatGPT #aiwriting #aiwriter https://theneuss.com/f/homily-from-pope-says-to-war-nope

Homily from Pope, says to war, Nope!

In the rear of the church, with candle so bright, The service began, a traditional rite. In a wheelchair, he was taken up front, To preside over Mass, a holy stunt. Easter, a day of great renown, When Jesus rose, as the...

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The Neuss Apr 8, 2023

NFL owners deceive, and government funding receive. #nfl #nfltwitter #nashville #tennessee #titans #craiyon #openai #aiwriting #aiart #aiartwork #chatgpt #aiwriter https://theneuss.com/f/the-people-pay-for-it-the-owners-profit

The people pay for it, the owners profit.

Who pays for NFL stadiums, you say? Let me tell you all about it, in a Seussian way. The Tennessee Titans have a plan, oh boy! A new stadium in Nashville, full of football joy. It's big, oh so big, with space for 60,000...

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The Neuss Apr 8, 2023

Non-profit cash, in lawyer's stash. #crime #Law #nonprofit #craiyon #openai #aiart #aiartwork #chatgpt #aiwriting #aiwriter https://theneuss.com/f/lawyer-pockets-monies-from-non-profit-companies

Lawyer pockets monies, from non-profit companies

Listen closely, I've a tale to tell About a man whose riches swell and swell His name is Leonard Leo, quite a player In the Supreme Court's right-wing takeover He's linked to nonprofits, tax-exempt and free That've funn...

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The Neuss Apr 8, 2023

Yeah, no crime, but can't you rhyme? #humor #humour #crime #politics #satiricalstory #satirecomedy #craiyon #openai #openai #aiart #aiartwork #chatgpt #aiwriting #aiwriter https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-great-now-every-politician-has-to-be-super-careful-not-to-commit-crimes

Oh, Great, Now Every Politician Has to Be Super Careful Not to Commit Crimes

“Many of the former President’s fellow Republicans have quickly come to [Trump’s] defense, expressing varying levels of dismay at the indictment, ...

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The Neuss Apr 8, 2023

Movie about Nike, reviewer likey. #nike #airmovie #airjordan #benaffleck #mattdamon #michaeljordan #craiyon #openai #aiwriting #openai #aiart #aiartwork #chatgpt https://theneuss.com/f/movie-about-shoes-light-on-the-issues

Movie about shoes, light on the issues.

Oh, the tale of Air, Ben Affleck's new film, about Nike's pursuit of young Michael Jordan's dream. A curious concept, a biopic of sorts, about a marketing coup, not a basketball court. Matt Damon stars as Sonny Vaccaro,...

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The Neuss Apr 8, 2023

Peeps candy, not so dandy. #peeps #health #safety #craiyon #openai #aiart #aiartwork #chatgpt #aiwriting #aiwriter #ai https://theneuss.com/f/candy-bunnies-and-chicks-have-dye-that-makes-sick

Candy bunnies and chicks, have dye that makes sick.

In the most convenient store, on the shelves you can find, Marshmallow chicks and bunnies of every color and kind, With Easter fast approaching, they're stocked up real high, But some Peeps have a dye that makes some peo...

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The Neuss Apr 7, 2023

Have cancer, need help? No insurance? Welp... #HealthForAll #healthcare #Cancer #craiyon #openai #OpenAI #AIart #AIArtwork #ChatGPT #aiwriting #aiwriter #ai https://theneuss.com/f/for-the-uninsured-survival-isnt-assured

For the uninsured, survival isn't assured.

Once April Adcox found she had cancer of the skin, She waited a year and a half before going in. To Charleston's Medical University she did roam, To seek treatment for the reddish growth on her dome. From a 2-inch circl...

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