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We're marking the 222nd anniversary of the Napoleonic Code with a behind-the-scenes look at... wait, this was a serious film? For adults? Napoleon is abridged!

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Napoleon (2023): The Abridged Script

"You think maybe we'd look more badass if we kind of held our swords sideways? Let's try that."

It's the best movie ever about the protagonist of Back to the Future ordering a pizza with sausage and olives! Marty Supreme is abridged.

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Marty Supreme: The Abridged Script

Timothee just couldn't accept that the Babe Ruth move only really worked in baseball.

They asked for our leader. They got... him. "Elio" is abridged!

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#Movies #Elio

Elio: The Abridged Script

I can shooooooow you the world!

Was anyone else expecting to see Thor toss Loki at people for two hours? "Send Help" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/send-help.html

#Movies #SendHelp

Send Help: The Abridged Script

Being low on food, Rachel decides to spear the annoying chatty couple in seats H7 & 8.

If tonight's show is sold out, there's a fascinating special on Prussian administrative law hosted by Ben Stein. In the meantime, Melania is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/melania.html

#Movies #Melania

Melania: The Abridged Script

"You're sure they couldn't have seated us even further apart? Human contact is awful for my pores."

What if the script for "Stranger Things Season 5" were 10x shorter and 100x more honest?

https://www.the-editing-room.com/stranger-things-season-5.html

#Movies #StrangerThingsSeason5

Stranger Things Season 5: The Abridged Script

If your palm is on the table than you like girls.

We're ringing out 2025 with something just as hard to endure, but mercifully shorter. Money Plane is abridged!

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#Movies #MoneyPlane

Money Plane: The Abridged Script

"BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When it comes to murder, THIRD time's the HARM, wokka wokka. "Wake Up Dead Man" is abridged:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/wake-up-dead-man-a-knives-out-mystery.html

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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery: The Abridged Script

"And if my deductions are correct, it was in fact ONE OF US... who just parked this car."

Hulu presents The Babysitter's Club gritty reboot. We abridged The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025).

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-hand-that-rocks-the-cradle-2025.html

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The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025): The Abridged Script

Red Lobster's choose your own toddler tank didn't take off as well as their lobsters

It is the year 2019. "The Running Man" is a deadly game no one has ever survived. But Schwarzenegger has yet to play. "The Running Man" is abridged!

https://www.the-editing-room.com/the-running-man-1987.html

#Movies #TheRunningMan1987

The Running Man (1987): The Abridged Script

Arnold realizes that maybe this isn't the bathroom after all.