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Andre

@theeandre

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Cloud Engineer. Co-Founder. Grey Hat. Morally Grey/Gray Kray/Cray.

"Those awards were bot & paid for." 🤖 🤣

Played Maid of Honour once & I was like "Honestly, Nevermind". 📍 #ICEMAN on repeat.

How do you cardiac crush?

Now having to launch @Spotify coz #ICEMAN isn't on @AppleMusic yet.

Don't let your setback be your identity.

~ CTG

Someone really wants to mess with my weekends. Why are they dropping these CVEs on Fridays? I'm not really feeling like patching stuff.

That "rigor mortis" bar 🥶

Getting on a taxi with a detainee. "Four Four", while the arresting policeman sits in the front.

...the stars in the roof are aligning. ✨RR

Some of these open source repos are suspect.