I'm calling in from the geriatric ward of your future! Every day you wake up, the dating pool has dwindled overnight. Don't put hard limits on the youngsters. Don't go looking for them, but if they come looking for you, give them a chance to prove why they deserve your attention.
TheCurler3
@thecurler3
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Bisexual polyamorous curler, I go both ways on and in the sheets. Born and raised in South Buffalo. Want to adopt all the pibbles, but will retweet them. He/him
Ask Aubry 🦝The absurdity of the ultra wealthy lamenting about the "poors" not having children and blaming it solely on technology rather their dragonesque desire to hoard wealth.
Girl on the Net#Monogamish, like the time we watched one of our friends ride her boyfriend on our sofa, touching each other while they did that and whispering about how it looked just like ‘porn in real life’.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/monogamish-a-manifesto/ This time last year.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/monogamish-a-manifesto/
@girlonthenet Look at those GREAT GAMS, they go all the way up to your ass!!!
"The aim of the game is for him to come inside me before I throw him off."
NEW #AudioPorn now available for FREE to everyone. Unless you're in the UK, because of the OSA. But everyone else: free competitive #GangBang porn, come enjoy!
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/competition-gang-bang-twist/
"Making someone orgasm – when you know their body well – is more of a science. The main point of a 'bells and whistles' #BlowJob is to make them weep at the beauty of your *art*."
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/5-different-types-blow-job/
@girlonthenet Have a good time! Don't get eaten by bears, or badgers, or hobbits, or whatever the fuck is dangerous over there...