Joe Beehammer (🐝 🔨)

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Cyber Security Engineering Lead. 
All things geek. #StarTrek, Star Wars, gaming, Linux, security training 
Coming to you live from Dayton, OH. 
#ADHD
#CyberSecurity
#CISSP
#Camping
PronounsHe/Him
WebsiteBehymerTech.com
formerly on Birdsite as 🐦@thebeehammer
TikTok ⏰https://www.tiktok.com/@thebeehammer
Bought a Major Kira figure from the local swap shop for $5. And it appears to be autographed! 🥰
#StarTrek #ds9 #Collectibles #deepspace9
Seriously considering a comm badge for my next tattoo (and first since I was 19)
#StarTrek #tattoos
I love working from home on Valentine’s Day. Steaks are marinating in the fridge. I’ll be making some bacon wrapped asparagus and homemade chocolate chip cookies later. And she isn’t on here so she’ll never know. 😎❤️
Dear Microsoft,
Planting a tree will not offset the carbon cost of your stupid AI button you put in the same browser that nobody asked for.

This was the last Super Bowl this team will likely see under Andy Reid. When you let a star literally push you around like this, you have lost the team. Leadership would’ve been benching him for a quarter. Not like he made a big difference tonight.

#TaylorCanDoBetter #SuperBowl #TravisKelce #AndyReid

I just finished season 1 of #severance and I am obsessed. I need season 2 now! What happens?!
The internet is going great. 70% of the page is ads. I just want to read an article. If this is the requirement for things to be free, I think we need to look at alternative funding
#enshittification
180 days makes a hell of a difference.
📋log everything I eat. Stay under 1800 calories most days
🚴back to 16 miles in an hour on the stationary bike.
⬇️60lbs
📏lost 8” of waist according to pants size.
#weightloss #fitness

The ADHD super power to get something done BECAUSE OF a tight deadline.

“Urgent need for a requested a full documentation effort for _____ and we will need it by 9am Monday”.

* throws on some Run The Jewels” and busts it out in 30 minutes. Don’t by 0930 on Friday *