the flexorcist 🤮

@the_flexorcist
1 Followers
3 Following
41 Posts

aka the goats buster
aka the ghost bolster (yes, the pillow)
aka the goat butter

any water is holy water when you poke enough holes in it.

the power of gainz compels me. also tacos.

bk tiếng việt 🇻🇳

#bodyweight
#bodyweightfitness
#calesthenics
#gymnasticsrings
#strengthtraining
#lifting
#getfit
#workout
#gym

#linux
#fedora
#fedoralinux
#silverblue
#fedorasilverblue

#vietnam

my absrock hard
my homemade breadrock hard
my rock collectionrock hard
my lovesoft and tender
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025
shit it has been so long since i've seen an image this cursed
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025
CX-7May 1, 2025

sudo apt install --yes follow-me

#linux #sudo #meme #funny

the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025
justtttt a friendly reminder: do your images have alt text???
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025
shot out to @Tusky . youre always there for me when the official mastodon app freezes or doesn't load content.
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025
ok so PewDiePie JUST switched to linux and he's running hyprland on arch??? tf? and his terminals all tricked out? lies lies lies how long has he been a downlow #linux user?
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025

terminal-based digital audio workstation! #linux

https://hackaday.com/2025/04/30/terminal-daw-does-it-in-style/

Terminal DAW Does It In Style

As any Linux chat room or forum will tell you, the most powerful tool to any Linux user is a terminal emulator. Just about every program under the sun has a command line alternative, be it CAD, not…

Hackaday
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025

well that was nice of him

https://deadline.com/2025/04/robert-de-niro-love-support-daughter-airyn-trans-1236381859/

Robert De Niro Shows “Love & Support” For Daughter Airyn After Coming Out As Trans: “I Love All My Children”

Robert De Niro is expressing his support for his daughter Airyn De Niro after coming out as trans.

Deadline
the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025

@protonprivacy can we get an effing flatpak for #protonvpn on #linux already?

shit i'll even settle for a snap...wait...no i won't.

the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025

wahhh i'm seeing posts in chinese, german, spanish???

seriously stop showing off and just speak english, your native tongue. i'm looking at you, wei xiang chao.

the flexorcist 🤮May 1, 2025

"kids are angels"

no no noooooo.

*my* kid is angel. your kid is a snot-eating mutant.