Michael 🤨

@thePurpleMonkey
252 Followers
612 Following
977 Posts

Software Developer and addicted to caffeine. Criminally insane.

Here are some emojis that vaguely describe me, in no particular order: 🧑‍🎓🧑‍💻🛶🏕️🎄🎾🏹🎮🎹♉🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

Hablo inglés y estoy aprendiendo español. Si estás aquí porque te he seguido, es porque quiero aprender español de ti.

Michael 🤨Mar 7
The measurements were precise, and so was I
Show threadMichael 🤨Feb 12
I'm making Valentine's Day my BITCH
Michael 🤨Dec 23
It's Christmas bitch
Michael 🤨Oct 27
I should really clean up my inbox more often
Michael 🤨Oct 13
You know you've posted a truly hot take in the work Slack when this bad boy pops up
Michael 🤨Sep 19, 2025
Just finished installing #Immich so obviously I'm going through old photos and my god do I have impeccable taste
Michael 🤨Aug 23, 2025
How did we land on #CatsOfMastodon and not #meowstodon
Michael 🤨May 17, 2025
Send help immediately
Michael 🤨May 11, 2025
Due to a severe miscalculation, I accidentally made a double batch of rice pudding. So....pudding party at my house I guess.
Show threadMichael 🤨May 11, 2025
For the skeptics in the crowd