‘I think I shall ride out on the chase. And you can come too.’
‘My lord, I cannot ride!’
For the first time that morning Lord Felmet smiled.
‘Capital!’ he said. ‘We will give you a horse that can’t be ridden. Ha. Ha.’
(Wyrd Sisters)
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There are fewer metaphors around than people think. (Small Gods)
‘D*mn!’ said Carrot, a difficult linguistic feat. (Feet of Clay)
The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
(Wyrd Sisters)
…anyone who spent much time in the company of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg got used to being stared at; they were the kind of people that filled every space from edge to edge.
(Witches Abroad)
Freedom did, of course, include man's age-old right to starve to death. (Interesting Times)
“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”
(Snuff)
The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. (Carpe Jugulum)
Nanny Ogg usually went to bed early. After all, she was an old lady. Sometimes she went to bed as early as 6 a.m. (Maskerade)
When you were a Watchman, you were a Watchman all the time, which was a bit of a bargain for the city since it only paid you to be a Watchman for ten hours of every day. (Men at Arms)