Hmmm, #hawaii had the #missilescare not too long ago and people were fired for it... now there's a hoax message for an #earthquake and #tsunami... I wonder if the #ptwc hired new people recently...?

#deadpool is the only person that will #runwithscissors and #dontgiveafuck at the same time... this photo is courtesy of moi, taken at my local #walmart. #yourewelcome

#hurricanelane is now a #tropicalstorm. Although, #hawaii better not think we dodged a bullet. We could still be swimming in our neighborhoods. #stayvigilant #staysafe.

Wow, #hurricanelane is gonna mess up #hawaii if it doesn't weaken. Hoping wind shear will help avert disaster.

Ever have one of those meetings...?