Hmmm, #hawaii had the #missilescare not too long ago and people were fired for it... now there's a hoax message for an #earthquake and #tsunami... I wonder if the #ptwc hired new people recently...?

The thing that sucks about living in an apartment, I can't fully "cut the cord", however, living without cable TV is so satisfying. Now, if I can figure out how to have unlimited high-speed internet without paying too much money...

I just claimed my 31st human right and joined the data property rights movement. Download the #My31 app to see what it's all about.
https://join.hu-manity.co/QIwbEU0qsT

It's official. Gout sucks!

Nothing like #firstworldproblems in #Hawaii. Vacuuming the house and I see #gecko #shit on my carpet. After I finish vacuuming, a gecko runs across the carpet, takes a shit, makes a chirp and runs away before I can kill it. I then came to the realization that geckos are exactly like drunken, seven year college frat brothers. #justsaying

#deadpool is the only person that will #runwithscissors and #dontgiveafuck at the same time... this photo is courtesy of moi, taken at my local #walmart. #yourewelcome

Man... it's hotter than Dante's Inferno. #hawaii