Introducing Jack Smith, special Prosecuter assigned to investigate trump. Smith has been recalled from the Hague where he had been prosecuting war criminals. God Speed Mr Smith! Take down this piece of humann garbage poisoning the USA!!

If you’re on one of those instances that allows like 2,000 character posts, you should wield that shit sparingly.

People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration

I put a CDN in front of the images, so they should load faster now. I've also upgraded the server again. A new iOS app release is waiting for review.