Stuart

@stuart_cb
306 Followers
123 Following
185 Posts
Same handle as twitter. Illustrator, video maker guy. Fan of chips. Mm chips
Stuart3d ago
Girl on the Net3d ago

Countdown to #Christmas has officially begun because I just took delivery of HUNDREDS of these gorgeous cards!

Designed by @stuart_cb, aren't they gorgeous? Here's how to get one: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-christmas-cards/

StuartOct 10
Show threadGirl on the NetOct 10
Now's a good time to join the Patreon because you get a) this live hangout thing and b) in December you'll receive a Christmas card designed by @stuart_cb and written in by me (if you'd like it, obvs)
StuartOct 3
@stavvers I often forget about Mastodon but when I remember I go to your profile and go through your Tumblr gems
StuartOct 2
Girl on the NetOct 2

"You push the length of yourself into my mouth. You’re rough with me, your pleasure station, and saliva begins to run down my chin. "

Fans of #FreeUse will, I suspect, go fucking wild for @GoingDownWithSundial 's latest amazing contribution to the #AudioPorn project..

This is one of my faves in the series so far!

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-4-pleasure-station/ NEW sexy art by @stuart_cb

StuartJul 27
Neil BrownJul 26

tl;dr: too long; didn't read

ai;dr: contains AI slop; didn't read

av;dr: requested age verification; didn't read

451;dr: content unavailable for legal reasons; didn't read

js;dr: page required JavaScript; didn't read

ps;dr: problematic site; didn't read

dr;dr: I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together.

StuartJun 8
Girl on the NetJun 8

NEW blog: it’s not you, it’s me.

How do you know if you’re ready to be #dating? (Or not, as the case may be)

Today’s blog makes me look like a bellend, but hopefully illustrates a point.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/its-not-you-its-me/

(Pretty art by @stuart_cb ❤️)

StuartMar 23
Girl on the NetMar 23

When you broadcast your 'icks', they stop being private and personal - they now have weight in the world and the power to assign shame.

I finally got around to explaining why I'm uncomfortable about 'the ick'.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/the-ick/

Stunning art by @stuart_cb ❤️

Why the phrase ‘the ick’ gives me the ick | Girl on the Net

I absolutely hate the term 'the ick' - it's just an excuse for shaming, dressed up in new clothes. Shame is a powerful social tool, let's use it properly.

Girl on the Net
StuartFeb 11
frankenposterFeb 11
Lmao they’re not even saying his name anymore, no photo of him either. Article didn’t name him until the second paragraph
StuartFeb 2
Girl on the NetFeb 2

NEW blog!

I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb ❤️

StuartJan 19
Girl on the NetJan 19

NEW blog: There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money.

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/paypig-1-gets-off-giving-me-money/ #FinDom #PayPig #Kink

Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb <3

Paypig 1: He gets off on giving me money | Girl on the Net

There's a man on the internet who gets off on giving me money. And the more I learn about my Paypig and his findom kink, the more I find myself enjoying it.

Girl on the Net
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Girl on the NetFeb 2

NEW blog!

I set out to find a date within twelve hours. Could I summon a man to come hang out with me on the same day I set up my profile, then get him to bang me sideways in the twin room of a Travelodge?

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/efficient-dating-experience/ Very much back on my bullshit. Fabulous art as always by @stuart_cb ❤️

Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 2
I’m going back to bed now to sleep off my epic hangover. This had better have a load of shares by the time I wake up or you’re all in the doghouse x
Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 16

Efficient #dating part 2: how to talk yourself out of a fuck.

Conclusion is up now! And you might be surprised by the ending...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/talk-yourself-out-of-a-fuck/

Gorgeous art by @stuart_cb <3

Efficient dating 2: How to talk yourself out of a fuck | Girl on the Net

We're snogging at my hotel, his dick is literally in my hand, and I really want to get laid. And yet! This man still managed to talk himself out of a fuck.

Girl on the Net
Show threadJames ScholesFeb 17
@girlonthenet Oh my. This resonates on so many levels that aren't even sexual for me, but rather relate to disabled life in a majority non-disabled world. The changing rules of engagement, the tiredness, the struggle to maintain empathy and a measured response, the bar being so low... all of it.
Show threadDavid MatthewmanFeb 17
@girlonthenet @stuart_cb Great writing, and really clear articulation of a story that's not often told. Sorry it turned out like this, and I'm with the people in the comments who say that three times is two too many.
Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 17
@djm4 yeah, it is too many. I think I've had a number of interactions like this in my life, and it is quite tiring.
Show threadDavid MatthewmanFeb 17
@girlonthenet Yeah. Sending you strength, sympathy and solidarity, if they're welcome.
Show threadKathy MurdochFeb 17
@girlonthenet This one stuck with me overnight, I'm still baffled at how any of his actions after you asked him to slow down made any kind of sense to him.
Show threadMx VerdaFeb 2
@girlonthenet a TWIN room?!
Love yourself, ma'am. Get the giantest -- wait. If you save money on the room, you could spend more on equipment. hmmmm
@stuart_cb
Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 2
@MxVerda @stuart_cb it was originally booked for me and a mate and we don’t traditionally sleep in the same bed 😂
Show threadBenny Kravitz String QuartetFeb 2

@girlonthenet Just discovered your work and it's my new favourite thing on the internet!

I couldn't help but laugh at the overeagerness. I imagine a lot of guys are result-oriented and treat sex like a burger and fries. If you're invited to a restaurant, savour the full three course meal!

Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 2
@feijoa haha yes exactly! Savour meeeeee!
Show threadPiers CawleyFeb 2
@girlonthenet last sentence of that makes me so damned happy for you. And for him, come to that. The best things in my life have happened because (at least sometimes) I pay attention :)
Show threadChristof Damian 💙💛Feb 2
@girlonthenet
I really enjoyed this.
I just wonder how the gig was 😀
Show threadLuna RFeb 2

@girlonthenet "Part 2 of my efficient dating experience coming… soon. But not too soon." Truly excellent! 👌

That whole piece was a great read.

Your writing always restores my hope that the straights might be alright after all (mostly referring to you). It's really impressive how you navigate the dynamics of being horny with men, while valuing yourself.

I also really appreciate the safety aside. I knew you would've taken care, but it was still on my mind, so the explicit note was reassuring.

Show threadGirl on the NetFeb 2
@lunarood thank you so much! I’m glad that aside was useful- it was the hardest thing to convey when editing and I realised I should just be super explicit about it.